dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Randomize