he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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