Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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