In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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