Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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