what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think brook has ever known best
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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