Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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