I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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