A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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