Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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