I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Randomize
