I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
she peed on how many people?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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