Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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