what if every blade of grass was a penis?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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