I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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