12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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