hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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