A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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