Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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