well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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