this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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