I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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