Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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