capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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