the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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