that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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