Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Randomize
