You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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