Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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