i would punch a child for taco bell
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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