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say what?
wanna hang out?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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