How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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