On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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