I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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