He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
try to milk me bitch
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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