do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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