when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
