Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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