The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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