based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize