Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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