Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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