I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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