I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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