Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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