Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just want to make out with him forever
Come share oat with me in your robe
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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