I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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