My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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