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(303): View more from Colorado

Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.

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(316): View more from Kansas

And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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(530): View more from California

My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.

(916): View more from California

That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.

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(319): View more from Iowa

He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick

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(805): View more from California

Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?

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(425): View more from Washington

I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...

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Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too

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