Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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