When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He felt like a one man threesome
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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