So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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