Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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