Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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