I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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